Thursday, September 16, 2010

Trade Me Ad: Mother for teenage son going free

One sad neglected mother of a teenage son going free to needy appreciative teenage boy .

Description;
Vast experience in quality mothering.
Paid for, project managed and did hands on labouring for large double garage.
Previously cooked wonderful meals, paid car registration and assisted with purchasing trendy clothes to attract the opposite sex.
Advised on styling .
Massaged back, gave loving hugs and looked for monsters under bed prior to going to sleep when scared.( as a small child)
Provides helpful advice and never ending love.

Reason for sale: Used up by previous son who has discarded her in lieu of teenage life, cars and personal interests.

No reserve

Price: Free to caring son who is prepared to make his mother a priority every now and again- weekly would great.

Pick up only ( Nepal) or email; pauline-andrews@xtra.co.nz.

2 comments:

  1. aww :( clever mum! but sad. stupid josh :Sxxxxxxx

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  2. I'm missing my mum and dad! The "children" have arrived at Le Castel and are very good - but I am cooking every night. I am missing Pauline and Mark meals!

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